Thu 10 Aug 2006
Petanque
Par Christelle, Thu 10 Aug 2006 à 08:40 :: Lady Bikers
The first rules for a game of this type were written down in Scotland in 1849, where it was called "Bowls". In 1894 the French laid out rules for what was called "Boule Lyonnaise".
Since Boule Lyonnaise involved some acrobatics as you had to step out of a drawn circle as far as possible with one foot, a physically disabled man named Jules LeNoir in a Southern French town called La Ciotat laid out the rules for Pétanque in 1910. The main difference between this new game and Boule Lyonnaise was that your feet had to be close together. Joined feet in French is "pieds tanqués", hence the name "Pétanque".
It’s true that pétanque was once a masculine sport, but it's now practiced by all, male and female, young and old, rich and poor. Even little kids can get heavy plastic boules at the grocerie store before going on vacation. A game for everyone.
The game of boules is now considered as truly Provencal. It typifies the easy life in the warm sun with the smell of lavender and the sounds of clanking balls and glasses of pastis and the chatter of friends.
In the village of St. Paul de Vence, the famous French movie actors Lino Ventura and the late Yves Montand regularly played pétanque in the main square in front of the café, among tourists and friends.
Teams are basically three playing modes: Tète à Tète( two single players match their skills with three balls each), Doublette (the most frequently played mode, with two teams of two players, each participant using three balls) and Triplette (the original Pétanque mode with two teams of three players, every player having only two steel balls).
In pétanque, you need a little wooden ball (the cochonnet, which means little pig!) with a diameter of about 3cm which will be thrown out as a target, at a distance of 6 to 10 meters. The players will use polished steel boules. Each set of two or three boules is engraved with a pattern of concentric circles or squares for identification. They have a diameter of 70,5/80mm with a weight of 650/800g.
Let’s start playing! A player from one team throws first, and then a player from the second team. After that, a player from the team that does not have the closest boule to the cochonnet throws. When all boules have been thrown, the team with the closest boule gets a point for every one of their boules closer to the cochonnet than the closest of the opposing team.
Comparing distances of closely matched boules is done with everything from long broken sticks or a string to a purpose-built measuring tape. When the round is over the boules are picked up, with a strong magnet on the end of a cord for those to infirm or lazy to bend over, and polished clean of dust for the next round. A throwing line is drawn in the dirt and the cochonnet is thrown out again, often back in the opposite direction, for the next round. The team aquiring thirteen points first wins.
You’re now ready guys to have a real great time in the Provence!
HD or custom bikers are a special specie! All of us know the Hells Angels or Bandidos, quite a serious bunch of guys who always stayed with the HD art of bike. They don’t represent the majority of custom riders. Considering the price of such a bike those bikers are very wealthy people who have a bit of bad guy/girl chromosome in them. Because of that they won’t ride on a touring bike but will work hard on their image, especially the one reflecting in the chrome! On the road they are pretty cool dudes playing with the low revs and the good vibrations! A sort of tribal riding, nearly never alone.
Off road bikers, well those guys aren’t really a set you can analyse on the road as they spend most of their time in the woods and the mud. When you cross them on the road they will act just as if they were in the wilderness: get around the trees (cars, bikes, buses, wheelchairs, grandmas etc…) as fast as possible until you hit the next forest or wash machine.
The roadster riders are the bad boys! Wheeling, Stoppie, burn, donut etc… is their music at the red light or in front of the café! The race is on! Considering that many roadsters are just a sports bike without a fairing and due to that not looking that aggressive to the citizens and the police they allow quite some extreme behaviour (away from the cops)! As much as the first three categories are more grouping over 30 years of age people, this one gets a lot of young guys! Mainly because of the price and the engine you get. Makes sense. And with youth comes less time spent thinking about life, women/men, kids, house, dog, step mom and all that, and thus more risk taking! But on the other side those bikers also demonstrate a lot of wisdom as they created the stunt attitude! Speed, figures are controlled in special places (yes a town square is a special place…or so) and no more on open roads (even though there are many contradictory examples) saving themselves, their license and some of the people around. Smart!
As I want to stick to the major categories I will end here with the supersport bikers. Not the ones we admire on TV during the GP. No! But the ones enjoying a fine R1 or a brutal GSX-R1000 or a ZXR, in fact any or the R bikes. Even though they are expensive and the insurance cost is pure science fiction many are you riders, but the older ones have the same spirit: “I am the fastest” ! Riding with a bunch of them (well if you ride with them you are mainly one of them!) always ends up in a race whatever your mind sanity is! In fact no racing with them will go against your ego, imply listing a very long list of false excuses (the exhaust has a problem, there was a kid on the road, did you see the cops etc…) which gets boring after a while, and anyway you will be called a “pussy” which no one likes. One important set of accessories comes with the superbike: the full racing outfit, including the sliders (which will never get used) and of course the passenger! A brief note about them: aside the fact love for the biker is the only possible explanation for accepting to sit on a 10 cm by 10 cm board, knees under the chin, wind in the face, not seeing the scenery and praying all the long that the hands will hold; there has to be a huge masochistic desire. Or , and that is the most possible explanation, a high need for speed and adrenaline.
The great advantage with the last two categories compared to the other ones is that the transition from one to the other doesn’t need a major mind reset! Very often it comes after crashing the fairing and going on without it!
Of course all the above is my very personal view, which I share with myself, and it can differ quite a lot from yours, but this is what is great about motorcycles and bikers: it will never be a static world and everyone can have her/his point of view about us!
Oh just forgot a last item, working for all categories and which, I am sure, every biker has done: twisting the right handle just once…to see and feel !
Recently on a forum I saw people calling their R1150GS an ugly bike. That surprised me quite a bit as I never saw any biker calling his bike “ugly”. Did you notice that the majority of bikers love their bikes, talk to them and will NEVER say they are ugly?
It is like in a love story between a man and a woman. Even though I may shock a bit, you have to agree that some couples are either both very ugly or one is. Which is fine as it gives every one a chance to find love and a partner. And you will notice, as in the movie with Gwyneth Paltrow where she was huge and her lover saw her slim, that once in love you do no more notice that your partner is “qualified” as ugly by the rules (which anyway no one should care about as they are set by ugly people –dress designers, anorexic top models etc… ).
But as this is a motorcycle and
